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kronging

Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.

can be combined with porning
Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!

or

Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!
by gracemaverick January 27, 2008
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funky konging

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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konging

Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
by mizezslo June 1, 2019
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Kroging

Using the wheels to a desk chair (as well as a ski or pair of skis to push yourself with) to travel from place to place.
I need to buy my kroging equipment so that I may compete in the race next Friday.
by Milwaukee_Bums January 23, 2011
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Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
by uglyinpink August 16, 2014
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konging

Last night, Bill and Jenny were Konging on the couch.
by Old Gregory April 24, 2008
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