Krogging

The process of going into grocery stores or supermarkets and ejaculating into or on items

“My buddy David loves a good krogging after work”

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024

kregging

n. laughing at something that is terribly distasteful, but still hilarious at the same time.

driving down the road with the fellas and you see some random pedestrian walking alone.

person 1 - "lets do some kregging."

person 2 - "oh hes perfect" (motions at pedestrian)

person 1 - (slows down car)

person 2 - "fuck you, you fuckin bitch!"

speed away while loling.

by true fellas April 11, 2010

Kroging

Using the wheels to a desk chair (as well as a ski or pair of skis to push yourself with) to travel from place to place.

I need to buy my kroging equipment so that I may compete in the race next Friday.

by Milwaukee_Bums January 23, 2011

kronging

Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.

can be combined with porning

Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!

or

Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!

by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

Kregging

When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an important conversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.

Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"

Victim *During Kregging*: "Oh, Come on!"

by AJAXJackson June 19, 2010

Kragging

The process of inserting small bones into the male urethra. This is often used to present the effect that one has a constant erection, or larger genitalia. This is often a gory, unsuccessful task, that only leads to hospital visits.

You need to start kragging, you’ll be a hit with the ladies.

by Dr. Gropp March 13, 2024