Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.
can be combined with porning
Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!
or
Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!
When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an importantconversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.
Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"
The process of inserting small bones into the male urethra. This is often used to present the effect that one has a constant erection, or larger genitalia. This is often a gory, unsuccessful task, that only leads to hospital visits.