Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.
can be combined with porning
Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!
or
Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.