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Kristy Crust
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Kristy Crust by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Kristyna
She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.
But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.
She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.
She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
Kristyna by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018
kristy pepper
The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.
kristy pepper by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022
dirty kristy
When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
dirty kristy by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019
kristy
A very beautiful girl that has a lot of guy friends and girl friends. She thinks she's ugly but is actually a goddess. She is very good at solving problems and is always good at making new friends. She knows what people are thinking and isn't afraid to stand up for what is right. Although she has many guy friends, she has only ONE that she likes the most.
kristy by laterrtatters May 13, 2020
kristy
A girl who is a master in all things! She is a nympho and a kinky one at that. Will go to war for her friends and family both old and new.is good with stressful situations. Loves to have a good time and is always up for new things
kristy by realtalk8188 October 28, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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