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When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
by Theawsomechick308 June 07, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.
by Big Dean G June 16, 2020
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