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kreets
Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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Kreepy Kenny
noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.
If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.
Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012
Keez
Keez is what you would use to refer to a group of close mates, or can be used when talking about a group of mates that are in prison (under lock and key).
It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)
It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)
kree8yv
1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
kree8yv by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006
kreem mop
A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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