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Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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kreepshit 

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.
OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.
kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009
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Kreesten 

Someone who is incredibly wonderful, stands out from the crowd in a bar of people.
Damn, that girl is kreesten.
Kreesten by K-lover January 16, 2009

Kretschmer 

Very Attractive name that should be well loved
Such and Such(name) Kretschmer
Kretschmer by humanperson October 28, 2013
Creatures from Star Wars, the most fearsome ones.
In SWG they are found mostly in tatooine, usually in pairs or more.
BEWARE the kreetles, they are feared by most players, and usually swarm the lands.
You can see exemples by looking SWG plantary chat..
Usually something like that: "DAMN ! The kreetles are coming, help !!"
kreetle by Kyleweehee September 16, 2004
A girl with blonde ish brown ish hair, she has blue/eyes she is so funny and so so gorgeous and she deserves a boy that can singer and plays the guitar..... she is one of a kind because her name doesn’t appear on this but anyways
SHE IS SO STUNNING
“Omg, kreetta is so hawtttt”
Kreetta by Kokoxc December 2, 2018
A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.
Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?
kreeton by finalcaliber October 18, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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