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Kohoutek 

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
Kohoutek by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Eli Kohout 

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.
Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.
Eli Kohout by gajaman October 3, 2018
Meaning Cock in Czech

Also meaning total badass
That guy is a huge kohout
Kohout by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012

kooputter 

Someone or something who is extremely annoying but you love them for it or need them.
God you're such a kooputter!
aah i love you my lil kooputter
this is just a load of kooputter
kooputter by gorgeyporgey March 29, 2009
This happens when you go so hard in an activity that after it, you pass out. This is very commen at sporting events.
Man, I don't wanna Kapout after this sprint, so I'm gonna dog it.

If I would've gone any harder, I would've had Kapout.

kopottle 

The act of and/ or noise it makes when you hit a pothole
I was driving down the road coming in to Greenville then all of a sudden kopottle.
kopottle by Treydey May 7, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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