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Kohoutek 

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
Kohoutek by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Eli Kohout 

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.
Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.
Eli Kohout by gajaman October 3, 2018
Meaning Cock in Czech

Also meaning total badass
That guy is a huge kohout
Kohout by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012

kooputter 

Someone or something who is extremely annoying but you love them for it or need them.

God you're such a kooputter!
aah i love you my lil kooputter
this is just a load of kooputter
kooputter by gorgeyporgey March 29, 2009
This happens when you go so hard in an activity that after it, you pass out. This is very commen at sporting events.
Man, I don't wanna Kapout after this sprint, so I'm gonna dog it.

If I would've gone any harder, I would've had Kapout.

kopottle 

The act of and/ or noise it makes when you hit a pothole
I was driving down the road coming in to Greenville then all of a sudden kopottle.
kopottle by Treydey May 7, 2019