Kohout
Kohout by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012
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Kohoutek
A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
khoutah
By name he is known to nearly half of the civilized world as Usman Altaf, or UAH, he is known by other names too. This word has multiple meanings. In Punjabi, a khoutah (self-referencial) means a donkey, literally.
Usman Altaf bears remarkable resemblance to a donkey for a human (if the word human is to be considered a broad word). His perseverence, adamant-ness, melodious braying sound, and most of all obsession with this word itself almost begs the non-conformist to agree to this self-evident axiom that he is, in fact, /the/ Khoutah.
Usman Altaf bears remarkable resemblance to a donkey for a human (if the word human is to be considered a broad word). His perseverence, adamant-ness, melodious braying sound, and most of all obsession with this word itself almost begs the non-conformist to agree to this self-evident axiom that he is, in fact, /the/ Khoutah.