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Meaning Cock in Czech

Also meaning total badass
That guy is a huge kohout
Kohout by Babyfacekohout January 4, 2012
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Eli Kohout 

To be bad at a video game, and spend a shit ton of money to make yourself mediocre.
Man I suck ass at this game, I’m gonna pull an Eli Kohout so I’m a little bit better.
Eli Kohout by gajaman October 3, 2018
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Kohoutek 

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
Kohoutek by Goofnut June 27, 2022
the word kohut comes from the cool word kahoooters, meaning super bad-ass, or amazingly awesome
those girls that live on prescott court's last names are kohut
kohut by sarah February 27, 2005
By name he is known to nearly half of the civilized world as Usman Altaf, or UAH, he is known by other names too. This word has multiple meanings. In Punjabi, a khoutah (self-referencial) means a donkey, literally.
Usman Altaf bears remarkable resemblance to a donkey for a human (if the word human is to be considered a broad word). His perseverence, adamant-ness, melodious braying sound, and most of all obsession with this word itself almost begs the non-conformist to agree to this self-evident axiom that he is, in fact, /the/ Khoutah.
O Khoutah, tainu ugg laggay.

Traditionalistic: UAH, is he a Khoutah?
Heretic: Mark my words, my heresy; he is, by all that is Holy, a Toutah.
khoutah by Madiyaan February 9, 2005
bootilicious babes that live in prescott court
them girls is KOHUT to the max!
kohut by sarah February 27, 2005

Kohouting 

a woman who had children at a young age so she never really grew up and acts like her kids best friends and dates their friends or fucks them
did you hear that bitch is dating her daughters friend?
damn she is kohouting man
Kohouting by bitchle February 3, 2014
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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