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Definitions by Goofnut

When somebody denies their association with people or organizations that are no longer cool or legal. On the night of Jesus’ betrayal, Saint Peter three times denied knowing Jesus (“three times before the cock crows”). When someone does this, they are being Peterian, just like Peter was that night.
When President Trump dies or goes to jail, MAGA cowards will make Peterian denials about their association with him, his beliefs, and his minions.
Peterian by Goofnut January 3, 2026

Five-Wheeler 

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.
Five-Wheeler by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
Five by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Five-wheeler 

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
Five-wheeler by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Fat Back 

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
Fat Back by Goofnut May 30, 2024

taller sitting 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
taller sitting by Goofnut November 20, 2023

taller in a chair 

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
taller in a chair by Goofnut November 19, 2023