20 definitions by Goofnut
by Goofnut June 14, 2020
by Goofnut June 2, 2021
A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
by Goofnut August 20, 2022
The act of rendering outlawing something that once was legal. Examples of unlegalizing include alcohol (1920), marijuana (1930) and abortion (probably 2022).
by Goofnut May 15, 2022
While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a
train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.
To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
by Goofnut December 12, 2017
Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.
Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 3, 2021
by Goofnut August 27, 2022