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While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.
by Goofnut December 11, 2017

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The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.
Julia just delivered twin covidials.
by Goofnut July 02, 2020

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Dried, crumbly semen.
After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.
by Goofnut March 27, 2018

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A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.
by Goofnut April 12, 2021

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The zits that grow under your COVID mask.
After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.
by Goofnut June 13, 2020

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1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.
by Goofnut May 31, 2020

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Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 02, 2021

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