taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
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Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.
by Goofnut August 26, 2022
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Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.
by Goofnut April 12, 2021
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Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 04, 2022
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48

Anal sex.

See the part of the number “4” that protrudes to the right? That’s the penis and it’s about to penetrate the cleavage of number “8,” which is the ass. Buttfucking.

48 could also reasonably represent fucking your girl’s tittie cleavage.
“My girlfriend likes it when I 48 her.”
by Goofnut October 17, 2021
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Rat

A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.
The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.
by Goofnut May 03, 2021
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