Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
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Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.
Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.
by Goofnut February 01, 2022
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Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Five-wheeler

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.
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Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.
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Fuckbus

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
by Goofnut July 03, 2022
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Fuckbus

Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
by Goofnut July 03, 2022
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