9 definitions by Goofnut

2
After Dick had a wet dream, he woke up the next morning with balldust in his boxers.
by Goofnut March 27, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Balldust mug for your cat Riley.
4
Something you can smell before you see or hear it (e.g., shit, fire, dirty pussy, politicians, etc.) .
James’ inner nostrildamus knew when the pie was ready.

Suzy was such a nostrildamus for finding trouble.
by Goofnut June 02, 2021
Get the merch
Get the Nostrildamus neck gaiter and mug.
5
A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.
The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.
by Goofnut May 03, 2021
Get the merch
Get the Rat neck gaiter and mug.
6
A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.
by Goofnut April 12, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Fucknacity mug for your bunkmate Vivek.
7
1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Some maskhole pulled off the nurse’s N95 mask.
by Goofnut May 31, 2020
Get the merch
Get the Maskhole neck gaiter and mug.