Goofnut's definitions

taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).

You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.

by Goofnut April 12, 2021

Chicken House

The vagina, pussy, snatch, etc. Where the eggs are.

Christine shaved her chicken house.

by Goofnut August 26, 2022

Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.

During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.

How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?

by Goofnut March 16, 2023

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 8, 2022