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Kohoutek
A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
Kanoute
A slang term used by the people of Seville, Spain and fans of their professional football team - Sevilla FC - to describe a marijuana joint. It is also of little coincidence that Sevilla FC's celebrated Malaian star forward is named Frederic Kanoute.
Juan: You trying to roll up a Kanoute?
Jasper: Of course, make sure you don't leave any seeds in it this time!
Jasper: Of course, make sure you don't leave any seeds in it this time!
Kanoute by Alex McABEEEEEE October 6, 2009