komster

A mix of a kody and a lobster

Look at the Komster over there Charlie!

by KodyNotCody July 22, 2022

Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Kimster

Nickname of Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonen, commonly used by F1 announcer David Hobbes of the SPEED network. Raikkonen, or the Kimster, currently drives for Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro and is a perennial contender in the F1 World Driver's Championship.

Another magnificent drive here at Spa from the Kimster!

by Dustinthewind October 15, 2007

koster

Noun. A very chill and mellow person who enjoys the art of smoking blunts, pipes and all sorts of the marijuana plants. You use this word to describe someone who is totally random.

That stoned guy is so random, he must be a Koster.

by Manchizzle February 9, 2008

sam koster

a youtube sensation with his band TheBlaqkYear (youtube.com/theblackyear)
he has many friends on myspace (myspace.com/theblaqkyear) which have supported him all the way.
and he also has a bebo that is growing with new fans and friends
(bebo.com/samuelkoster)
he started the band when he was only at a minor age at 12 years old.
since then him and his band has been posting accoustic covers on youtube.
they have had over 5000+ subscribers and over 10000+ views per video.

sam koster has done a cover of panic at the disco- nine in the afternoon in april 2008 boosting his popularity.

by shannon ansell January 1, 2010

Kösterprojekt

A project that has had a lot of thought put into it, only to be sadly neglected by laziness and eventually never ever coming to completion.

Think of making a game down to the smallest detail, even have the color of the main characters shoelaces. Then, after all this detailed planning, leave the project alone to die the slow death of neglect.

by Carl Gustav IV June 22, 2004

Kamsterism

The teaching of Kamsterism is that life is full of suffering caused by desire for the "Kam"; that suffering ceases when that gratification is obtained, and that enlightenment, wisdom, and personal satisfaction are also obtained.

Being a devout follower of Kamsterism has awakened me and helped me to progress along my path of enlightenment.

by KKWong April 19, 2008