Kamsterism

The teaching of Kamsterism is that life is full of suffering caused by desire for the "Kam"; that suffering ceases when that gratification is obtained, and that enlightenment, wisdom, and personal satisfaction are also obtained.

Being a devout follower of Kamsterism has awakened me and helped me to progress along my path of enlightenment.

by KKWong April 19, 2008

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Kanterism

Any phrase beginning with "I don't understand why..." or "I just don't get it when/how..."

"I just don't understand why girls take pictures of their feet."

"You just said a Kanterism!"

by RickJames0909 February 25, 2008