konster
Sore loser
konster by Unhinged4life July 4, 2024
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konster
Man, Josh was really being a konster over that word game... I beat him 14 times in a row and he just went all konstery
konster by Unhinged4life July 4, 2024
Koester
A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
koster
Noun. A very chill and mellow person who enjoys the art of smoking blunts, pipes and all sorts of the marijuana plants. You use this word to describe someone who is totally random.
koster by Manchizzle February 9, 2008
sam koster
a youtube sensation with his band TheBlaqkYear (youtube.com/theblackyear)
he has many friends on myspace (myspace.com/theblaqkyear) which have supported him all the way.
and he also has a bebo that is growing with new fans and friends
(bebo.com/samuelkoster)
he started the band when he was only at a minor age at 12 years old.
since then him and his band has been posting accoustic covers on youtube.
they have had over 5000+ subscribers and over 10000+ views per video.
he has many friends on myspace (myspace.com/theblaqkyear) which have supported him all the way.
and he also has a bebo that is growing with new fans and friends
(bebo.com/samuelkoster)
he started the band when he was only at a minor age at 12 years old.
since then him and his band has been posting accoustic covers on youtube.
they have had over 5000+ subscribers and over 10000+ views per video.
sam koster has done a cover of panic at the disco- nine in the afternoon in april 2008 boosting his popularity.
sam koster by shannon ansell January 1, 2010
Kösterprojekt
A project that has had a lot of thought put into it, only to be sadly neglected by laziness and eventually never ever coming to completion.
Think of making a game down to the smallest detail, even have the color of the main characters shoelaces. Then, after all this detailed planning, leave the project alone to die the slow death of neglect.
Kösterprojekt by Carl Gustav IV June 22, 2004
thanks koesters
Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.
I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.
I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.
I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.
thanks koesters by Pollster March 4, 2009
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