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Kockaron 

When you challenge any male head of household to put your dicks on a cutting board. The larger dick is the winner and will become the new head of household.
Dad: You’re grounded!
Son: Oh yeah? I challenge you to a kockaron!
Kockaron by TMK_99 May 13, 2017
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A man who owns a nice coat
kosky by AJ_8954 October 31, 2017
A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!
Kočkus by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

Kooky Mexican 

A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)
"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"
Kooky Mexican by Ballinout June 12, 2015

knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
when someone does something a little strange, or when something is not quite right.
Bev was acting all kooky, and scaring the little kids.

"You kooky nutter"
kooky by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004