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A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!

Kočkus by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

Words you can keep

kokushibo

most hottest, scrumdidlyumptious, strongest demon out of kny i want him to **** me ** **** that im ******* him ** **** i want him to make me pass out by how hard he’s ******* me

me: ugh i love kokushibo sm

someone else: ugh no i hate him
me: commits mass genocide #erenkinnie

kokushibo by 69fatbussy420 September 2, 2021

Related Words

Kočkus • Kokushibo • kokushiboutardd • kokussy • kocksmoker • kocksucker • Kocksure • kokusai • KOKUSEN • Kokush

Kokushibo

A boy that loves getting gorilla gripped.

Kokushibo wants to suck your dick.

Kokushibo by Jjizm June 7, 2022

Kocksure

A man possessing greater certainty than circumstances warrant. A man whose sex appeal has no limit.

Kocksureness: The state or condition of being Kocksure.

A kocksure man never says "I'm sorry", he says "you're welcome".

A Kocksure man is both a gentleman and a scholar... and only that one time a sex offender.

also

Mel Gibson

Kocksure by alle alle auch sind frei November 20, 2010

kokusai

Some random school in Japan I defined because I was bored during setsumeikai

Kokusai is kewl

kokusai by Dudemanguybroperson June 1, 2017

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

bonkus of the konkus by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

Kokushib0u

My big shawty 🤞🏻

Yo that's kokushib0u my big shawty

Kokushib0u by .yourhotwifey September 23, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026