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adjective. for one to be very fake. hair, eyes (contacts), nails, personality, etc.
she is soo kocet with her extension and ghetto nails.
kocet by o May 21, 2007
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koetation 

The act of getting off with your large hairy thighs.
My first act of koetation was while I was looking at the swimsuit edition online.
koetation by KOETS July 16, 2008
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A Guy who gets a lot of Dick, instead of Pussy.
Kocheta by WazzyAG February 8, 2021
She a lovely, kind, beautiful girl who people love and is very attractive 😍 ❤
I love koketso
Koketso by Might February 16, 2022
A cute ass bitch with a fucking cute stinking attitude buh she a legend never let her go coz you've hit a jackpot
Koketso is a bitch she stole my heart
koketso by Your cancer bestie:-) December 14, 2021
When a girl cancels on a date multiple times
Ian got Koethed when his honey canceled on his date last second
Koethed by GetKoethed October 9, 2017

kobetard 

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
kobetard by sysonpyh July 8, 2010
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