3 definitions by sysonpyh

kobetard

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.

"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"

by sysonpyh July 7, 2010

Beauty sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to look good when he or she gets up in the morning.

Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?

House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."

by sysonpyh July 2, 2009

kobe whistle

kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.

Rookie to his teammate: I hate when I always get kobe whistled! I get fouled out every game!

by sysonpyh December 5, 2008