kobert 

the past tense of kobe

I kobert that shot last night

kobert by flamerider03 February 28, 2021

kebert xela 

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>

kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008

Koberg 

A term used for a bike thief.

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"

Koberg by The Wooglet May 14, 2015

kobetard 

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.

"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"

kobetard by sysonpyh July 8, 2010

Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

Kobetard 

A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.

"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.

"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.

"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.

Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"

One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.

Kobetard by cairafre March 29, 2011

kobermania 

a mellow euphoric state of awesomeness

By displaying kobermania in all his endevours, the boy easily became friends with all he came into contact with.

kobermania by Mike March 4, 2005