kober

Beautiful young man with a bellowing laugh. Fixing people's mistakes occupies most of his time. Enjoys fine drinks such as Hennessey and often dances dirrtyy. The epitome of filthiness.

After a nice and clean week at work, I pulled a Kober on some unsuspecting cougars.

by BC February 23, 2005

Kober

According to horseshoe theory, kober means someone who is so sober that they appear unironically drunk (ingame).

- Bismillah ilhamdulillahim!
- You kober fr.

by TheBlueCardinal July 1, 2023

The Kober

When you throw a Frag Grenade in H1Z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating Kobe Bryant's slam dunk and you end up killing someone.

Holy shit ErycTriceps just killed Stormen with The Kober from 30 yards

by Alex Caddick July 25, 2017

Yung kober

A yung kober is a master of the explosive nade art.
Eryctriceps aka yung kober, yung god or even yung yung is one of thoses masters.
"yung kober" is often used when you just douched that platinium II pleb with a sweet nade to the mouth.

Eryc : "Check out the kobe tho"
*nade splode*
Eryc :"yung kober"

by AfterLife47 February 20, 2018

Riley kober

A lesbian female girl

Wow Riley kober is one hot lesbo

by Modern warfare 2019 colorized December 7, 2019

Koker

A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.

(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”

by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

Kobel

A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings

Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"

by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019