koert
koert by BreadOnTheBeach December 17, 2020
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Koert
A really cool dude that has a short temper. He usually means well in most he does, but ends up overreacting when something small happens.
Person One: “Man, Koert got mad at something small again.”
Person Two: “Don’t worry, he’ll get over it in a day.”
Person Two: “Don’t worry, he’ll get over it in a day.”
Koert by BreadOnTheBeach December 17, 2020
Koert
Koert is a complicated man. He never shows his emotions but always knows what is best for everyone. He is energetic and always optimistic though he walks around with a face like wanting to kill everybody but he is always there for everyone who is important to him, and even to those who are not. He is caring and loving and will always talk to you when you want to. It is wise never to lie to Koert, he hates liars. Make sure to keep koert close to you as you will want him near you in darker times.
Koert is talking
Koert by Flavishbeanie December 30, 2018
Kertalaw
A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
Tom Korta
(Verb) When someone exaggerates a situation to the point where you are comparing a minor problem to an extreme scenario.
Tom Korta by ThomasKortathan October 9, 2019
Tom Korta
The principal of Pius X High School in Lincoln Nebraska. He responded to an event where the upper class man booed. He is notoriously known for equating booing freshman to aborting babies.
Ty: remember when Tom Korta told the upperclassman they were aborting babies?
Ray: hell yeah that was hilarious
Ray: hell yeah that was hilarious