KBert 

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

KBert by unknown April 16, 2005

Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw

Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016

Keerthisinghe 

A Sri Lankan commonly used word to identify a man who tries hard to get girls by the act of rubing their dicks on girls but however is never sucessful in the attempt. These men is also commonly known to pretend to have lot of girlfriends or crushes to the public.

Keerthisinghe you pervert...... what the heck are you doing rubbing your dick on me. I have always hated you you fuck.....

Keerthisinghe by Devinodevino February 20, 2017

Keertuphilia 

also nicknamed reverse pedophilia It is an unclassified disorder where the prepubercent child experiences a primary or exclusive attraction to an adult. Keertuphilic children develop sexual fantasies and desires to adults and attempt to engage in sexual acts with them.

Keertana seems to have Keertuphilia... i saw her rubbing herself against that poster of a man from a boy band the other day.

Keertuphilia by adeno-nine January 14, 2022

Keerthana 

Keerthana is an Indian Hindu name. It means "Hymn sung in the praise of God". This name is generally used as a name in South India.It is a simpler form of musical composition. words are given more importance than the musical content.

Hey why don't you sing a Keerthana for me?

Keerthana by Kiki08 February 15, 2009

kebert xela 

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>

kebert xela by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008

Keerthana 

Keerthana is a very outgoing and an independent person. Undoubtedly beautiful. She wouldn't hurt a fly. Mess with her, you're dead. She loves to fight and she has undying sense of being mean. Not to mention her recognition among friends and her strong humor. She makes quite an impression wherever she goes. Eventually, she breaks your heart.

In one word, she's just totally a hot chick

Dude1: Omg who's that chick, she's totally ledge.

Dude2: Ayfkm, she's totally a keerthana!

Keerthana by Illcryifidontgetcookies May 30, 2018