kobe

An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!

(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
by Gin_Orphan April 15, 2004
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To make it rain on these bitches. It can be used after almost anything u do in which u completely dominate whatever ur doing.
Teacher: Edward great job on your test!
Edward: Yo i got a 97?! KOBE!
by dime piece D May 11, 2008
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When you throw a piece of trash into a trash can, you celebrate by making it and you exclaim Kobe!
Sitting at a lunch table, throw away a bad sandwhich, make it in. "KOBE!!"
by Chris Lazo February 07, 2007
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A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.
by KRHimself February 23, 2004
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when you slam your balls into a girls ass
by darkoathangel February 27, 2020
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a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
by some TFer March 01, 2004
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A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.

Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.

Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.

by Jonathan P. Lin March 08, 2007
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