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A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk.
by talk2me-JCH February 16, 2021
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A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
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Mans greatest invention
Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!
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by FijianFisher August 07, 2018
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Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again
Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose
by NooseLord August 20, 2017
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