knivel 

An evil teacher who wants to eat you whole

Student1: Are you sure she is not a witch?
Student2: Yeah I already threw water on her
Student1: Did you try holy water?
Student2: Of course I did
Knivel: You fucking brats I knew it was you
Knivel: nom nom
Knivel: Haha those little pests deserved it

knivel by Imhappyimnotfidel May 22, 2017

Knives Out 

To pull a Knives Out is to make a mistake that is mistakenly and unknowingly correct, only realizing so after the fact.

I pulled a Knives Out on my Algebra homework yesterday.

Knives Out by nabaloonda November 15, 2020

Swimming Knives 

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.

The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.

Swimming Knives by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008

Kivelmotak! 

1. v. The act of going totally M3TYL!
2. n. A band with at least least two rad dudes, and some other guy or maybe some other people. I don't know.

1. Man I am going to get totally KIVELMOTAK! on this bunch of bananas.
2. I say that Kivelmotak! band is just, well, they're just capitol.

Kivelmotak! by mrjswilson June 27, 2008

Douchebag Knievel 

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.

"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"

Douchebag Knievel by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012

Britney Knives

Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.

“Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”

Britney Knives by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Anal Knievel 

also known as the daredevil scorch, the Anal Knievel is a very unique form of anal sex. the recipient of the anal pleasure stays on the ground with their ass pointed up in the air. the person giving the anal pleasure jumps off an object in the room and attempts to land their penis/sex toy into the asshole of the recipient. if the landing is successful, the person giving the anal pleasure then scorches the recipient of the anal pleasure.

Jonny Anal Knievel'd me so hard last night! My asshole still hasn't stopped bleeding!

In my opinion, the Anal Knievel is best kind of scorch.

Anal Knievel by mcdodoates October 5, 2009