knitta 

A name for someone who is socially acceptable, but also likes to knit in their spare time.

What's up my knitta?
That boy Aaron is such a knitta.

Sarah likes being a knitta.

knitta by BANANAPANDAGIRL January 26, 2017

ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

Krittam 

He is a fcuking pussy, dumb asshole bitch his dick has a large woon and wrinkles and it is hairy. His breath smells terrible. Like his own small black dick.

Krittam suck your dick

Krittam by StupidBlackDick435 December 3, 2018

Knittys 

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

Kittan 

The most ballerific motherfucker ever to have lived in the world of fiction. He is the epitome of GAR. Blows up a negative universe with a drill the size of a continent. Seriously, you can't fuck with that. He is from "The Most Ballerific Anime Ever Made", more commonly known by its moniker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Super King Kittan Giga Drill Breakeerrrrrrrrr!!!

Kittan by David DeRienzo March 25, 2008