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A name for someone who is socially acceptable, but also likes to knit in their spare time.
What's up my knitta?
That boy Aaron is such a knitta.

Sarah likes being a knitta.
knitta by BANANAPANDAGIRL January 26, 2017
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ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something
Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011
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Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008
He is a fcuking pussy, dumb asshole bitch his dick has a large woon and wrinkles and it is hairy. His breath smells terrible. Like his own small black dick.
Krittam suck your dick
Krittam by StupidBlackDick435 December 3, 2018
Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees
Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys
Knittys by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010
The most ballerific motherfucker ever to have lived in the world of fiction. He is the epitome of GAR. Blows up a negative universe with a drill the size of a continent. Seriously, you can't fuck with that. He is from "The Most Ballerific Anime Ever Made", more commonly known by its moniker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Super King Kittan Giga Drill Breakeerrrrrrrrr!!!
Kittan by David DeRienzo March 25, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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