knitties

titties that hang down to a woman's knees, usually seen on the elderly.

She used have have a huge rack, but now all she's got is some knitties.

by gingebaron July 16, 2009

buck knitties

the beanies that people wear when it looks like it's about to fall off their heads

Look at those hipsters wearing the buck knitties, one turn and it's gonna fall off!!!

by loligator April 7, 2010

kitties titties

Similar to the phrase “the bees knees” but with much more passion. If you're the kitties titties you're basically the shit. You've done something pretty damn good to be given this title.

Wow the variety show was really amazing this year!

Ya our student council is the kitties titties.

by Shanley deacon June 15, 2014

glitter kitties

Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."

This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname

Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.

Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.

Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.

Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!

Bob: That is true. Go Colts!

by Enigma89 December 13, 2010

release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

by Bottom Ford, Esq February 27, 2012

knittlestud

mrs knittle chooses a new student every week. this student becomes the knittlestud. the knittlestud receives a handwritten card and a hersheys bar. the knittlestud gets praised, and is royalty for the week. we don’t understand why she doesn’t give out skittles. but, a chocolate bar will do. who will be the next knittlestud??

OMG! Mrs Knittle says i’m the knittlestud!!

by pushinp123 January 23, 2022

bump kitties

the act of 2 girls getting it on with each other.

Rob: Did Ashley and Ange just go to the bathroom together
Mike: Yeah they are going to bump kitties!!!

by Mike Lichtersnatch February 27, 2011