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He is a fcuking pussy, dumb asshole bitch his dick has a large woon and wrinkles and it is hairy. His breath smells terrible. Like his own small black dick.
Krittam suck your dick
Krittam by StupidBlackDick435 December 3, 2018
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Smelly ass btich little dick have sex with gays, likes to rape girls with small tities.
Oh shit, Krittam is here! He is going to rape me and fuck my tities
Krittam by StupidBlackDick435 December 4, 2018
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krittakorn 

A strange retarded Thai with a two headed penis and 6 testicles and fucks male horses and sucks their anus whenever he sees it and will blow their load into the horse's mouth.
John: "He's a fucking krittakorn!"
Jason:" OH THAT's COOL"
Someone who is pretty whacky and a combination of Britta (Community) and Kimmy (Fuller House)
"Edita is such a kritta, shes so zany"
Kritta by anonymous June 17, 2021
A Coconut Princess...
often enjoys frolicking with her mates.
VERY CRAZY! TICKLEISH! AND LOVES EVERYONE! IN A NON SLUTISH WAY!
there was a kritta walking down the street and she was like "yeah, WHATEVER. AND THiS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"
Kritta by KRITTA September 23, 2004

kristama 

1. A female name mainly popular in 'hippy' culture.

2. Also a name given by parents when they hate their child.

3. Similar to a noob but worse.
Guy 1: Dude that guy was such a noob!

Guy 2: Let it slip mate, hes a Kristama.
kristama by Mechanoids November 2, 2006

Kristamas 

When your birthday is on Christmas and you get white girl wasted.
Wooooo! It’s Kristamas, who’s ready for their trust fall.
Kristamas by White girl santa December 25, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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