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He shoved the knildo up his ass and moaned.
knildo by dnklanksdcn;n April 22, 2017
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A small pillow placed between the knees to alleviate back pain.
I can never get a good night's sleep without my knillow.
UBER badass in video games...this man does not know the meaning of the word "lose". He will kick your ass any chance he gets.

Note: this word is in no way associated with the term "dildo".
Man i just got sniped by KILDO!
kildo by K9 February 13, 2005
The ancient chinese art of paper making,
mush be done on the chinese sabbath, tuesday.
"dude i totally went to this kildow class when i was in china!" -Guy
kildow by LaurizzleKizzzle April 24, 2008
When someone is angry at someone and wants to use a dildo as a weapon... *wink*
"Kildo that biatch!"
kildo by Autumn July 2, 2004

East Kildonan 

An area in the eastern area of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba. A cleaner area of the city compared to Downtown or Transcona where "Easy girls", "Dirty Natives", and "Wannabe Gangsters" are rarely found.
Don't leave your car unlocked in East Kildonan after 11... Someone from Downtown might steal it.

Don't leave your dick out in East Kildonan after 11... Some trashy chick from Transcona will fuck it...

And watch out... You'll get Syphilis... I know I did.
East Kildonan by Mega-Jeff January 11, 2008
A long black 10" dildo that has been used on a short man name Kyle to try and tickle the Prostate. Kildo's are only used on guys named Kyle.
Come on honey, its my turn to get anal pumped. Please use the Kildo on me.
Kildo by Turd Furguson November 10, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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