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The ancient chinese art of paper making,
mush be done on the chinese sabbath, tuesday.
"dude i totally went to this kildow class when i was in china!" -Guy
kildow by LaurizzleKizzzle April 24, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
When a person makes plans, and breaks them, again and again and again... When a person makes their own bush league rules at their golf outing, to better their chances of winning. Finding out that a person made plans to do something and never even planned on showing up.
Hey Chris, what time is Jeremy supposed to be here? Oh wait, he isn't coming.. We just got KilbOWNED!

So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED
KilbOWNED by Spartans 2482 July 29, 2009
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Kilowinked 

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.
Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?
Kilowinked by Frank Barron July 5, 2010
UBER badass in video games...this man does not know the meaning of the word "lose". He will kick your ass any chance he gets.

Note: this word is in no way associated with the term "dildo".
Man i just got sniped by KILDO!
kildo by K9 February 13, 2005

california kilowatt 

A transmitter power setting above the legal limit, usally using an illegally modified amplifier.
that moron on 50.1100 must be running a california kilowatt!
The reverse of an orphan: a parent who's child(ren) has died.
After Medea killed their children in a furious rage, she and Jason were kidowers.
kidower by Birthmarker February 22, 2011

dylan kilgower 

a white boy who hangs out with asians because his own race disowned him. He looks like MaxMoeFoe and likes a quick fuck
Who wants a quick fuck?
Oh yes please my name is Dylan Kilgower
dylan kilgower by TheBigGay(ST) September 18, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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