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UBER badass in video games...this man does not know the meaning of the word "lose". He will kick your ass any chance he gets.

Note: this word is in no way associated with the term "dildo".
Man i just got sniped by KILDO!
kildo by K9 February 13, 2005
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When someone is angry at someone and wants to use a dildo as a weapon... *wink*
"Kildo that biatch!"
kildo by Autumn July 2, 2004
A long black 10" dildo that has been used on a short man name Kyle to try and tickle the Prostate. Kildo's are only used on guys named Kyle.
Come on honey, its my turn to get anal pumped. Please use the Kildo on me.
Kildo by Turd Furguson November 10, 2004

Hip with the Kiddos 

A term used by members of the younger generation to describe someone as in-touch or trendy.

Also can be used by an older person to describe themselves, though usually incorrectly.
My teacher tries to be hip with the kiddos, but nobody ever gets his 80s romcom references.
Hip with the Kiddos by Emery.0 October 2, 2018
A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)
Why are you crying? Kilode?
Kilode by Darnmey May 30, 2011
A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.
I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.
Kilode by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019

no kiddo 

It's not pedophilia if you say it
The kids in my basement looks very hot, no kiddo tho
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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