knibbler 

describing a tiny dick or something tiny.

that dude's a knibbler.

knibbler by donnie knuckles November 9, 2005

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

knobbler 

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

knobbler by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

gob knobbler by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

Cobb Knobbler 

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

Cobb Knobbler by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

Cock Knobbler 

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object

Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler

Cock Knobbler by Cj55 October 18, 2008