Definitions by Hanzeus

peeping turtle

1. When a shit teases the sphincter by popping in and out.
2. A horny roomate.
3. A taunting of the anus

1. I ate corn for dinner, and my ass retaliated by pulling the peeping turtle.
2. My roomate is a peeping turtle. He watched Rusty donkey punch an old stripper.

peeping turtle by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

Heckatitis B 

When you are so tizyte you become ill, and break out into the Bigelow at inappropriate times, especially while Donkey Punching.

Manwong is so gangsta, she gave turtle Heckatitis B when he donkey punched her

Heckatitis B by Hanzeus November 20, 2003

sop 

To spooge all over the place, in a messy, and often hasty, fashion.

The party was going great, until Dogroll whipped around and sopped in my eye.

sop by Hanzeus November 4, 2003

tigga

a word to use in place of 'nigga'. This word originated from the McTease Clan of Albuquerque, where dem niggas liked to sop all over the place.

Damn Crackroll, the Tigga be triflin'!

tigga by Hanzeus November 4, 2003

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

cacksmasher 

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

cacksmasher by Hanzeus September 24, 2003