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knibbles 

A fuckin g with a giant cock and a sick ass penguin for his profile picture.
Man, I want to have sexual intercourse with Knibbles..”
knibbles by Anonamonaman July 13, 2021
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kibbles and bits 

Poop trapped in one's ass and discovered while fingering or fucking someone.
Damn, his ass had all kinds of kibbles and bits when I fingered his hole.
kibbles and bits by Preluder August 20, 2006

kibbles and vicks 

A dog food containing michael vicks very own special and secret recipe.
My dog loves that new kibbles and vicks dog food!!

halo kibbles

halo kibbles is slang for hallucinagenics
Yo raplh you didnt tell me this weed was laced with halo kibbles
halo kibbles by Th3 Sh3pard23 March 22, 2009

kibbles and bits 

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.
John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes
kibbles and bits by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006

Kibblesmith 

A kibblesmith - A man who is afraid of his own erection.
Dan: "Muscle bound super heroes really intimidate me"
Chad: 'Shut up you kibblesmith"
Kibblesmith by IntoxicaSean April 9, 2020
breakfast, lunch, dinner and/or a snack in general. Can include, but is not limited to, anything eaten while you have the munchies. In reference to the dog food Kibbles 'n Bits.
"I want some kibbles!"
"Mom, fix me kibbles!"
"KIBBLES!"
Kibbles by dr. teflord April 19, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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