One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
A secret confession conveying a meaning deep below the surface. Whatever you can infer before another part stops you is held to be true.
trico117: knubbeersb
raymundus615: you'll have to explain
trico117: no you will
raymundus615: alright i will: i take your above statement as a confession of you passionate love for the one commonly referred to as "flamer". This also infers, with conviction, that you are of the homosexual tendency. the above would also explain the excess of sexual remarks that are made by said person, yourself, towards the opposite sex. By making these comments you are covering up you innermost feelings. Given the opportunity you would not in fact "do both of them" as you have commonly remarked about the two most desirable females in our company at that time.
1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.
2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops