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cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cob knobbler 

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
cob knobbler by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

knobbler 

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio
Diana is Shah's knobbler.
knobbler by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs
Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

knubbeersb 

A secret confession conveying a meaning deep below the surface. Whatever you can infer before another part stops you is held to be true.
trico117: knubbeersb
raymundus615: you'll have to explain
trico117: no you will
raymundus615: alright i will: i take your above statement as a confession of you passionate love for the one commonly referred to as "flamer". This also infers, with conviction, that you are of the homosexual tendency. the above would also explain the excess of sexual remarks that are made by said person, yourself, towards the opposite sex. By making these comments you are covering up you innermost feelings. Given the opportunity you would not in fact "do both of them" as you have commonly remarked about the two most desirable females in our company at that time.
knubbeersb by raymundus January 28, 2008

Cobb Knobbler 

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.
1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops
Cobb Knobbler by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004