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A guy named klyte has a small dick but can squat a fat bitch with those horse legs.
Damn I wish klyte could squat my fatass
klyte by 671qaz November 22, 2021
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A Kayte is a great friend for those in need of friendship. She likes to be the very first person to discover the reasons why you are upset. A loveable person who will almost always put you first.She is a special person in the good way.
Bronwyn: " That girl over there is so friendly! What a Kayte!"
Kalub: " Yeah, I know, she always puts eachother first, such a Kayte."
Related Words
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. Even though it is a rare name, it suits him well. Because someone like Kyte is rare to find. Kyte always wears a goofy smile and isn't afraid to make fun of himself. He'll stand up for what's right and won't let injustice get away. Kyte's are typically funny and friendly but sometimes they just need some cheering up. Kyte's make great buddies. If you ever meet a Kyte, befriend him instantly.
Girl 1: Omg who's that attractive guy over there?
Girl 2: Must be a Kyte
Kyte by ThisIsUnacceptable June 12, 2019
lovable geometric head shaped servant desperate to be human but is unable to lie
"I am a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Bananas are bllllllllllllllll... yellow
kryten by nicoooo dijon buckthorn January 19, 2004
An android from the sci-fi/comedy series Red Dwarf, Kryten looks like a human wearing metallic clothes, but has a cube-like, geometric head. He became a regular in Series 3, played by Robert Llewellyn, but was actually first seen in an episode of Series 2 in which the Red Dwarf crew find him on a crashed spacecraft. He has been programmed to look after the crew of the marooned craft, but didn't realise they had been dead for many years. Played by Dave Ross, his original character was based on the butler in 'The Admirable Crichton'. Taken back to Red Dwarf, he was persuaded to rebel against Rimmer's task-master treatment and went joy-riding on Lister's space bike. In the Series 3 prologue (freeze-frame the tape/DVD to read it) it was revealed he had crashed, and that Lister had put him back together but had been unable to restore his original personality. Since then Lister has fought a losing battle trying to encourage Kryten to break his programming (by developing emotions, being able to lie etc). It has been revealed that Kryten can change heads, can detach his hand and send it to bring help, and can remove his eyes (useful for when communicating with human-hating psychotic androids).
Kryten: What a smeeee. What a smeeeee. What a smeeeeeee heeeeeeeee....
kryten by Stormsworder October 18, 2006
(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter
Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."
Kloter by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008
Three fingers in the Klutey.
Klutey by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015
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