Kloter 

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

Kloter by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

muffin kooter 

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

muffin kooter by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm 

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

kooter farm by Jappix August 24, 2011

Kooter 

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice

"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"

Kooter by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Klotzer 

adj;

1. Referring to one residing in Pennsyltucky.

noun;

1. One generally to be found in bus stations or other transient locations talking to himself while playing on his smart phone.

2. A poop digit or poop-finger. 4)A normal sized person who once was a slovenly piece of shit.

verb;

1. To smell the tissue one has just ejaculated into.

Dude, don't use that to wipe away your tears, I just Klotzered it about 15 minutes ago.

Klotzer by JoeRomePark November 26, 2010

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

Chuck Klosterman by Haydoom December 22, 2008