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The most amazing person you will ever meet. Even though it is a rare name, it suits him well. Because someone like Kyte is rare to find. Kyte always wears a goofy smile and isn't afraid to make fun of himself. He'll stand up for what's right and won't let injustice get away. Kyte's are typically funny and friendly but sometimes they just need some cheering up. Kyte's make great buddies. If you ever meet a Kyte, befriend him instantly.
Girl 1: Omg who's that attractive guy over there?
Girl 2: Must be a Kyte
Kyte by ThisIsUnacceptable June 12, 2019
Words you can keep
Prison slang for a contraband letter or other form of communication. Especially relevant during lockdowns in which communication is limited. (Alternative spelling: kite)
"You talk to Jimmy?"

"Yeah man I dropped him a kyte."
kyte by camel the mammal December 29, 2011
Related Words
kyte kyteify Kyten Kyteo kyteria Dirk Kyte
A "kyte" is a slang term for a note sent from one prisoner to another without the officers knowledge.
That "swamp donkey" just sent you a kyte. See "swamp donkey" for definition.
Kyte by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017
A Type Of Weed That Make Your Skin Boils. And Doesnt Get In Your System.
"Im Buggn Off This Kyte
Kyte by ItsReeseBih March 16, 2017
A tiny detail, smaller than a Ckt.
Kyte by Joy Rain July 31, 2023
Kyte, or Kyting is a slang term for trying and failing to groom underage people online through discord.
"Oh I'm gonna kyte it."
Kyte by Kaboodlez September 5, 2025

Dirk Kyte 

Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.
"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def
Dirk Kyte by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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