kloos

A blonde girl who goes out with a buy for a year and a half and gives him nothing. When the guys friend plays with her for a day and gets everything.

Wow, shes such a kloos.

by Erich April 28, 2004

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

kloosy-kloosing

(Verb)
1) A word originating in Syracuse commonly referring to a man with no fallous (no cock) who drifts around bars attempting to finger unsuspecting boys.
2) See billy

Kloosy-kloosing is for faggots.

Don't kloosy-kloos me, I'm not a faggot.

Why are you klooy-kloosing me, I will not let you blow me. faggot.

by hot sizzle May 9, 2005

Kloo

Kloo (n) - To have a clue. To be knowledgeable in a subject.

These billions of Indian IT people really have no KLOO of what SKILL is.

"Okay can you please just... " no. No I can not, I explained to you 10000 Times why that is IMPOSSIBLE. YOU HAVE NO KLOO

by itoa December 7, 2022