Kloost

The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

by President Kloost June 18, 2020

Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

f@@kwoostered

v.

to be shamefully cast down into the lowest depths of society

That kid was such a pain in class, bothering everyone and thinking he's the greatest thing ever, until the teacher finally had enough of it and f@@kwoostered him in front of the whole class. Now he just sists there quietly to himself.

by NBF User November 18, 2005

Koostis

Gray stuff that is often found in the bottom of cups or bowls. It is believed that Koostis was originally created by mount koostis which burn to ashes after shooting out millions of gallons of koostis from it's peak.

Koostis is also often refered to as anything you want it to be

Calm your Koostis

by THat annoying koose January 26, 2011

klootzak

A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means "nutsack", but is used in the same situation in which "asshole" is used in English.

by Daryl May 11, 2003

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

kloots

a term of endearment such as sweetheart or darling

Hey Kloots, how was your day?

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009