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Lamp Kloon
1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.
2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.
2. There's a lamp kloon.
2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013
klobb
klobb by Brad Avery April 18, 2004
kloof
kloof by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013
Kolobian
A nickname for a Member of any one of the Mormon sects LDS, FLDS or RLDS.
The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.
The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture
The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons
The name comes from the belief that God lives on a heavenly Body (a planet... or star!) called Kolob.
The reference is from Joseph Smith Junior's writings called 'The Book Of Abraham, which is part of the Mormon canon of scripture
The modern Mormon church doesn't mention Kolob much as the whole thing is a source of embarrassment, hence the nickname Kolobian is quite hurtful to mainstream mormons
Kolobian by DutchCappedCrusader October 29, 2012
koobooty
koobooty is round!
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