kloof

Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad

(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed

by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013

kloof

1) a vagina
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt

1) I bet she's got a cheesy kloof
2) Her kloof is queefing
3) Her deep kloof ain't fresh
4) Ma kloof's so saturated and wet
5) She got a tight kloof

by abasketofprunes February 23, 2011

kloof

word i made up that means pussy

Jack: Dude, Harry just wimped out at smokin another bowl.

Frank: That Kloof.

by usual suspect June 24, 2005

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

kloob

It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry

"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"

by supic@ September 6, 2019

Lamp Kloon

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

by P'tainz January 28, 2013

Koofty

1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use

1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.

by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015