kloof

Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad

(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed

by Anonymous123325456 May 11, 2013

kloof

1) a vagina
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt

1) I bet she's got a cheesy kloof
2) Her kloof is queefing
3) Her deep kloof ain't fresh
4) Ma kloof's so saturated and wet
5) She got a tight kloof

by abasketofprunes February 04, 2011

kloof

word i made up that means pussy

Jack: Dude, Harry just wimped out at smokin another bowl.

Frank: That Kloof.

by usual suspect June 10, 2005

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 13, 2021