klester 

Klester

A very handsome guy, caring and gentle with people around him, to strangers he might seem serious but he is actually very play full and down to earth. A Klester can be very good at play sports especially game if basketball, can ignore people’s opinion or comments but he can’t stand some one messing with his loved ones. He is all one pack.

That guy playing ball is so attractive what’s his name?

Oh that’s Klester

Hey Klester can I get your number

Nah I got a girl

klester by R.m553 January 31, 2021

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball

Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”

Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019

Klister 

an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Klusterfuk 

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."

I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.

Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012

Kluster fuck 

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

Kluster fuck by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009