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1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.
1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota
Kiester by Ekrons December 4, 2012
A town in Minnesota and also a last name.
I walked through Kiester, Minnesota yesterday!
Kiester by kontry March 5, 2011
The act in which an individual hides contraband in their ass or vagina.
Make sure the guard doesn’t see you Kiester that dope!
Kiester by AdroJames March 27, 2026

kiester bunny 

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
kiester bunny by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.
Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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