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Klusterfuk

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
by -Blood- August 12, 2012
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Klusterfuk

A syncreted belief that focuses on brotherly/sisterly and neighbourly love above all, &/or as in the song by a rapper called tech n9ne that features a lady going by the name sassy... "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.".... "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
"I've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as I'm aligned with love, I know I'm livin' righteous."

this word is also associated with his 3rd ep album of the same name thus this song isn't just a word with meaning that's been defined but is also titular track but it's now associated with another song called "we won't go quietly" of his planet album "no matter whatever colour i'll still call you brotha" and a few other songs
"yeah i'm a christian or a baptist or protestant christian but i'm really a klusterfuk"
by 217GnoALvo32 June 6, 2021
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klausterfokken

noun
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.

origin:

1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."
"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."
by pclick February 21, 2012
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clusterfukasaurus

Another name for the Interstate - 25 construction project AKA "T-R.E.X. (TRansportation EXpansion Project)" in Denver, CO.
See, when they put the "Broadway Exit Closed" signs up AFTER the Colorado exit, knowing FULL WELL that no one in their right mind is going to exit on University in the midst of the construction basically what you get at Sante Fe/Alameda is a real clusterfukasaurus.
by clareaberra February 20, 2007
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klusterfuck

A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:

-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.

-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.

-Breaks down more often than not.

-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a muffler Tony put on his Toyota?
by aethernet October 2, 2007
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klausterfokken

adj. Another way of saying "clusterfuck"; describes a multitude of calamities/fuck-ups.

Contrary to popular belief, "klausterfokken" is not a real German word.
Steven Colbert (on if Gingrich won the presidency): "Yes, there is no English word for that kind of melt down. The closest is the German "Klausterfokken". Now... compound word klauster-fokken. Foo-ken, Foo-ken."
by mexicanfoodistooethnicforme March 11, 2012
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Klusterfuck

Mass political gatherings organized by political parties for personal gains over human lives.
A real Klusterfuck is about to happen in every single atoll
by TriskelionArmy April 9, 2021
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