klepepper 

one who is or wishes to become a Kadie, due to her insanely unique lifestyle. They also must possess pink or vibrant hair colors.

That klepepper over there is really catching my attention!

klepepper by #1 klepepper January 26, 2021

klepper 

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

klepper by JaredLee November 8, 2005

Kleppered 

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Joe Totally kleppered the shit out of those Guys Last night!!

Kleppered by Monkeh November 8, 2005

kleeper 

A turd which clings to one's anus, hanging on for dear life, terrified of being flushed away into the great abyss.

I went to do my morning business and ended up with a big old kleeper sticking to my ass hair.

kleeper by Tomasine October 20, 2021

Kloepperism 

Study of antisocial behaviours associated with the use of medical pathological lying. Often confused with politician, the Kloepperan has absolutely no clue about the meaning of words in the first place. The tendancy of Kloepperans to adopt politian traits is more likely due to a survival mechanism fairly well understood. The main difference being an incapacity to communicate in a rational manner. In females, it is usually coupled with a sense of inadequacy that translate into misanthropy (hate of the male). Promising research tries to link the condition to a human variant of the Mad Cow disease. The first known case of the Kloepper syndrome stems from Kloepper, a shrewd individual that reportedly could lie and contradict herself many times in one sentence and would resort to libels and slanders against any kind of achievers.

Related terms

to kloepperize: Use of malappropriate, inaccurate or discredited discourse in order to cause harm (Ex: Overuse of positive/negative characterizations to describe individuals. Use of the 80-20 rule and focus on the 80 part instead of the 20 part, contrary to the theory, to impede improvements. Overuse of bigotry and veiled racist, sexist and stereotyped references)

Say a kloepper: Similar to a false syllogism, except that there is no intent to be rational in the first place.

dirt off a Kloepper's back: irrational dismissal of problems before knowing what the problem is.

Kloeppian bargain: the expression originates from Faustian bargain. Bargain made when there is absolutely no hope that the other party will keep its promise.

Kloeppian tactics: expression similar to Fabian tactics (to wear out an opponent by delay and evasion rather than confrontation). The opponent is also worn out by relentless nonsense communication.

Kloepper of all Trades: People thinking they can do something when they are clearly incompetent.

kloeppera non grata: An undesirable and contemptible person.

Kloepper's law: (Ex: "If something can go wrong, I will make it happen")

"These days, Kloepperism is everywhere"

Kloepperism by Susan Johnston February 4, 2005

kleeper 

Kleeper usually is one you feel like you can tell anything to. She's beautiful and so friendly you probably won't regret meeting a kleeper

Omg kleeper i have something to tell you

kleeper by Hughesacademy123 April 25, 2017

Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

Jordan Klepper by Usermyname May 31, 2018