kleeper

A turd which clings to one's anus, hanging on for dear life, terrified of being flushed away into the great abyss.

I went to do my morning business and ended up with a big old kleeper sticking to my ass hair.

by Tomasine October 20, 2021

shagamuffin

A handsome stud; totally cute and undeniably manful to the ladies.

omg, he is such a shagamuffin, totally gorgeous =^.^=

by Tomasine May 19, 2016