When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

Kippered by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.

Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered

keplered by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

Kippered by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.

Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.

Kippered by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

klepper

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

klepper by JaredLee November 8, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026