Kleppered

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Joe Totally kleppered the shit out of those Guys Last night!!

by Monkeh November 8, 2005

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.

Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered

by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.

Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.

by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

klepper

Beating up two grown men simultaneously while wearing a dress and wig.

Dude, Brett kleppered the shit out of those drunk marks at the party last week.

by JaredLee November 8, 2005