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Klavie
A usually bubbly and over hyper person. Usually female. She has two consciences and she has two other alter ego personalties. They are sometimes represented as duck or as a princess. She is always loyal and caring. And she loves to be loved. Everybody around her always wonders if she is even close to saine and a phrase used often around her is "KLAVIE!!!"
"KLAVIE!"
Klavie by I am random and yup yup March 19, 2017
Klavier Gavin
The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.
And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.
He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.
He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.
Klavier Gavin:
"Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"
"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."
(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
"Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"
"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."
(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"
Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010
Klavdij Mervič
Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.
Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone
Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020
Klaxon
A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!
Klaxon by disableddan May 13, 2005
Klave
Klave by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.