klavx 

the art of making oatmeal; having to do with oatmeal

Cx3 & E-Unit are going to klavx someone`s house !

klavx by e-unitttt January 27, 2005

Klavie 

A usually bubbly and over hyper person. Usually female. She has two consciences and she has two other alter ego personalties. They are sometimes represented as duck or as a princess. She is always loyal and caring. And she loves to be loved. Everybody around her always wonders if she is even close to saine and a phrase used often around her is "KLAVIE!!!"

"KLAVIE!"

Klavie by I am random and yup yup March 19, 2017

Klavier Gavin 

The prosecutor in Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. He's German, which says volumes about his prosecuting and driving skills.

And he air-guitars. In court. And everyone can hear it.

He has unicorn hair, his brother uses nail polish, and he wears purple. It seems he has a certain sexual orientation similar to one Miles Edgeworth.

Klavier Gavin:

"‎Achtung baby! Today we play it my way!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

(sweatdrop) "Why was I not informed...?"

Klavier Gavin by ;lkjhfdsasa;sdlj October 19, 2010

Klavdij Mervič 

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.

Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone

Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020

klavust 

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

klavust by Resedo July 24, 2009

Klaxon 

A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!

You're a right bloody klaxon mate!

Klaxon by disableddan May 13, 2005

Klave 

The Umbrella Academy fandom's will to live.

Klaus + Dave = Klave

Klave by Number 6 Hargreeves April 21, 2019