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klavdija 

klavdija is a very beautiful body pozitive independed woman. She has no mom because she abandoned her. Unfortunately it was same with her father. She is trying to live healthy lifestyle bit isn’t pretty good at it. She is secretly a santašŸŒ¶ļø
person1: omg where are you parents?
klavdija: they are not here anymore,they left me😭
klavdija by slutty santa February 23, 2023
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Klaudija 

Klaudija is one of the most beautiful around.

She is widely loved around the internet and is so gorgeous that it's hard to describe.

Her eyes are amazing, so mesmerising and they make you want to get lost in them for hours.

She's so funny and her smile - oh my god, the way she smiles - it's so contagious and it lights up her entire face.

She, in general, is just so perfect - way too perfect to realise it.

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"That Klaudija? Yeah, she's so gorgeous,"
Klaudija by Danni_Xy June 13, 2018
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Klavdij Mervič 

Klavdij is an interesting man. With his super-high IQ and muscles, which no man has ever had before, he is the true alpha of Nova Gorica. All day, he sits in his chair and tells students what to do. The students don't write anything in their notebooks, because of the will of Klavdij. He sees the students as his aprentices and thinks they are as smart as him, so he thinks they remember everything. But when the test comes to date, he is angry at all of the bad grades that his students got. I really don't understand his logic, well of course I don't, I'm nowhere near as smart as him. Anyways, he surpasses his knowledge down from generration to generation and because of his knowledge, the world is at peace.
Klavdij Mervič: 'explaining quantom physics'
Class: fuck alright imma just play clash royale on my phone
Klavdij Mervič by Mervič March 9, 2020
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